Day I-

The Illegal Post

Hmm..

There's really only one thing that I recall doing that was Illegal..

well besides like underage drinking..

but... who doesn't do that??

Well.. Here goes..

Mom, Dad, DON'T read this..

K. Thanks..

So.. I was 14..

young.. I know..

I was boyfriend/girlfriend with this boy..

He was 15..

(and so my obsession with older men started)

His two best friends were 16..

Cool right..

Why my parents ever let me do anything with these 3 boys is beyond me.

But those 3 and me and Kelly did everything together.

Unfortunately, she wasn't there this time..

If she was I'm positive we wouldn't have done it..

But these turds got the bright idea to go mailbox bashing..

WOOO, right..

That's a felony..

but.. we were all up at the boyfriends house one night..

His dad was home..

So we went to his bed room and I put all of his baseball bats outside his bedroom window..

(that's the only part I really had in the whole thing)

Then, we went and told his dad they were going to take me home.

LIE!!! BIG FAT LIE!!!

We drove around the bluff for like 2 hours..

I NEVER HIT A SINGLE MAILBOX!!!!

I chickened out! PROMISE!!!!

Well I had to be home at 10.

Boyfriend didn't have to be home til 11.

and friends.. yeah they were 16 and cool..

They didn't have curfews.

So.. they dropped me off at home..

and decided they didn't get caught for the first two hours..

So they were going to go do some more..

HA..

about midnight.. I was waiting for boyfriend to call me..

(as he did everynight before going to bed)

Well, I waited and waited and waited..

about 1 a.m. my cell phone rang..

It wasn't boyfriend..

It was friend.

And it was some 281 number I had never seen before.

ODD..

Well.. he told me I needed to call boyfriends mom..

and tell her they got arrested..

Really I had to do this.. Why couldn't they..

SERIOUSLY

Well apparently they didn't know her number.

So I called.

She didn't answer.

shocker.. its 1:30 a.m.

Welp.. when all else fails.

I called his dad.

Oops.

His dad was pissed.

Yelled at me..

asked if I knew about them doing this..

I lied.

Told him I had no clue..

They dropped me off at home when we left and I thought they went back home..

Well all 3 boys parents had to come pick them up.

They didn't get charged..

They just had to replace all 33 mailboxes they bashed.

Lucky Turds..