Pointless Story.. By: yours truly!

Some of the names in this story may have been changed to protect those who were involved!

So.. In July 2011, this fire department I know held they annual fireman picnic..

I worked the beer token booth..

knowing every person I gave a beer bracelet to and whom I didn't.

I notice these 3 girls, that I know are not 21.. Drinking beer...

out of a can... in the open.. not trying to hide it what.so.ever.

So this perks my interest.

I tell a few fireman working the beer stand don't serve them..

Well... they kept getting new beers..

so...

we took charge..

two of my friends... Susie and Kendra from a land far far away..

decided.. they didn't know these girls..

just knew they weren't 21..

they would tell the cops..

and they did..

We saw the cops talk to these girls..

didn't make them pour out their beers.. or leave..

really made Kati J. angry..

Well then one of the firemen went to talk to these cops about why these girls weren't kicked out.

the cops said well they have bracelets on..

okay well cool.. right..

NO..

We didn't give them bracelets.. we know they're not 21.

The cops went up to the girls again and asked them to see ID's

apparently one of them had an ID that said she was 21..

Bull hockey..

the other 2 left theirs at home..

right.. if thats the case you wouldn't have gotten a bracelet..

nice try tho..

Well some cops are stupid..

They believed them..

really...

So.. Kati J took matters into her own hands..

I went to the cops this time and told them..

I know those girls arent 21.. Im not stupid.. The ID is fake...

and the other 2... well they never came to get a bracelet from me..

they went and talked to them yet again...

kicked em out this time..

yeah I get the job done..

Well I thought all was cool.. they're gone.. party on..

WRONG..

Apperantly it pissed their mothers off that they were kicked out for underage drinking..

(mind you they were not arrested.. no tickets.. nothing.. just had to go home)

Well one mother walked up to a group of my friends yelling at them wanting to know who ratted her daughter out..

Well I walked up just in time to hear the end of it..

I raised my hand and proudly said "It was me"

I had nothing to hide.. I didn't do anything wrong..

I was protecting her daughters safety and the fire dept.'s butt..

but apparently this mad her more angry..

she started yelling at me

telling me how horrible I was..

Whatever..

Well then her brother in law and sister in law get involved.. along with a long lost neice..

Still don't care.. I didn't do anything wrong..

Well.. her lovely brother in law starts in on me..

asking me If I think I'm real cool..

then..."well your going to look real cool with a black eye"

really now.. a grow man.. your going to give a girl a black eye..

okay... goodbye...

he got thrown out..

so did the rest of them..

and we partied on...

Well... a few mothers later.. I started going to this wonderful place..

for these purposes we'll call Cheers..

I met one girls dad..

you know the mom that yelled at me..

well her ex husband..

I was telling this story to someone..

he told me that was his daughter...

I thought uh oh..

I'm gunna get yelled at again..

no..

he thanked me for teaching his daughter a leason..

SERIOUSLY!!!!

but wishes I would have punched his ex wife..

really.. rock on..

Well tonight while at Cheers..

her dad was up there..

and what do you know he wanted to talk about it..

well not really talk..

but..

told me August 26th I'm gunna get my butt beat..

really now..

why the exact date you ask..

that's the day she turns 21.

His daughter is going to beat my butt...

because...I have one coming to me..

right...

okay..

try it..

Well.. I'm not scared.. I'm not the type to back down.

I don't go out fighting everyone..

but I will defend myself

Try me

Well after thinking about this for just a minute..

I thought.. hmmm...

I know this girl wants to be a police officer when she grows up..

hmm..

so she's gunna wait til she's 21 to beat me up..

Oookay..

Well she might be dumb..

Don't know if you know this but when you turn 18 and 21 your record is kinda cleared not totally.. but it is a little..

so she is gunna wait until after all that and beat me up..

hmm...

So.. I'm totally thinking.. let her beat me.. that fine.. walk away with a black eye.. and press charges..

She'll have a hard time getting a job..

to me this is funny..

don't be stupid..

but moral of the story.. she should have left the first time the cops confronted her...

Seriously..

Your from a town of 2,000 people..

People know you.

Your part of a pretty big family in this town..

People have watched you grow up..

and can put 2 and 2 together..

We're not as dumb as you think..

Your 3rd uncle or whatever he is.. isn't gunna save you this time..

your cousin who is also a cop.. told us we did a good job..

and should have arrested you or atleast given you a ticket

Welp..Thats all folks..

<3 Kati J.